You Better Check Yourself

This week has been.... Interesting to say the least:

Example 1. The summer camp Geeks is in told him he had pink eye (turns out he had red eyes from the chlorine in the pool... Idiots). This is our convo:

Geeks:... So when I had pink eye...
Me: You never had pink eye.
Geeks: They told me I did.
Me: But you didn't. Do you know how you get pink eye?
Geeks: No, how?
Me: From touching your butt and then your eye.
*wait for it*


Geeks: (thinking) Oh, ok. Then I won't touch my eyes anymore

Example 2. There's something about a black eye that brings out the "charm" in people.
My favorites so far today were "Should have listened the first time" vs "At least he didn't have to tell you twice"

Example 3. I've discovered a new favorite blogger (thebloggess) and she posts conversations between herself and her bff.

Let's try it out:
So my sister and I are talking about Chunko's preference for the Playboy channel... Leading into her telling me that he likes that they make the same noises as he does so he feels a kinship with them.

*Yeah, okay, nevermind*

Example 4. I just came home to find latex rubber gloves all over my bathroom floor...



Oh, I need to say more?



Really?

So I ask my love, "Honey, why are there rubber gloves all over the bathroom?"
to which he responds "The baby was playing with them."


That didn't make it better?
Yeah it didn't make me feel better either...