Update To The Update From The Other Update

Ok... so we're moving!!!!! Yay!!!!! Finally!!!!

The house closed on Thursday (I think) and the paperwork was signed and ready for funding Friday afternoon. Of course there's a holiday weekend to sit and wait through but it looks like we'll be seeing keys before next weekend!!!!! Thank goodness! I can't wait!!

Ima Be Decorating, Ima be Moving, Ima be, Ima be, Ima be living the good life!!!

My love and I are going to go see Gabriel Iglesias (Not Fat but Fluffy comedian) to celebrate our 4 year anniversary. It's a little late but we were kind of busy at the time. It'll be so nice to go spend some quality time with him and get to be grownups for a night. I've been looking forward to this for a looonngg time. We were supposed to go see the Star Wars In Concert thing they had, but I was huge and crabby and very pregnant when they were here and so we had to miss it. It totally bummed me us him out to not go but we'll find another time.

I am currently 187... oh yeah hitting the 180s and cruising on down... oh yeah, it's your birthday, go me, go go go me!! 37 more to go before I hit my ideal weight (but that's 17 so far, so yay!!)

*Ahem*

Sorry, just a little excited.

I hung out in the closet yesterday. I miss my old clothes so bad. They're just hanging there looking so neglected. I'm so sorry Hurley t-shirt and wide flare jeans I can't slip you on like I used to. I'm doing all I can but it just takes time. I gave birth to an 11 pound baby, I am not going to snap back as quickly as I have before. I'm almost there... please still love me when it's our time together again... Just don't tell blue my tulle dress that I miss you more, ok?

This week my dad is going to help me get on track as far exercising moving more rythmatically (not a word, don't care). I am going to have to find the inspiration to drag myself out of bed crack-o-dawn, only drunks are awake this early and allow Jillian to torture me get me fit...

 Had a wonderful prank call this morning... at 5:30!

How lame is that? I mean, even in my drinking and partying days 5:30 was too late for prank calls or anything other than trying to sober up so you could somehow make it to work.

Normally I'm a good sport. Take the call, laugh my butt off, turn the phone off when they get boring. No big. But this morning was way too early for me. I was up late with a sick baby and the ringing almost woke him up and if it had I would have reached through the phone and.... But it didn't so Mr. Jack N Off gets to live another day. Yep, that was the name. I will give points for finally getting a little creative but you do get some deducted for lameness. You can easily google a funnier name than that... come on... Mike Hawk, Anita Man, Al K. Holic or Ben Yankin.... but Jack N Off is lame... Boo...

I was pretty much out of it the first time they called... kind of went like this

Me: Hello?

MJNO: Bonnie? Is this Bonnie? I'm Jack N. Off

Me: No, you have the wrong number

MJNO: This isn't Bonnie? I'm sorry, I'm drunk and Jack...

Me: Nope still have the wrong number. Bye. *click*

(ten minutes later)

MJNO: I just called. I think I had the wrong number. My name is Mr. Jack N...

Me: (finally heard what he was saying) Dude, don't call this number again.

MJNO: Oh I'm sorry I'm drunk...

Me: Do not call this number again. You may think your number is on private but it shows up on my phone bill.

MJNO: Oh

*click*

Lame!!!!!! I know who you are.... Either amuse me or stop calling me.