Dear D.A.

Dear Dumb Ass on the road,

If you're going to be spunky enough to have your license plates spell out "KNUKPUP" could you please at least go the speed limit?

Things like "SPDEMON" are not as impressive if you're going 10 miles under the speed limit.

On the other hand if you're going to drive your muscle car down Charleston, going 80... it would look much "cooler" if you weren't stuck at every red light along the way.

And if you didn't fishtail at every green light. All that says to an onlooker is that you don't have any muscle to control your muscle car.

Thank you and I pray you don't hit me anytime in the near future.